Everyone knows that you need a level of hardness to achieve the feelings a cock provides when it is inside you. The Theeng is a dildo that incorporates the rock hardness needed, in more ways than one. This toy looks just like what we imagine The Thing from the old tv cartoons would have inside his pants, it has a stone appearance from the tip all the way down the shaft. With these grooves and rocky ridges, you’ll be feeling this toy in all the right places as it makes its way in and out. It’s ready to give you the pounding you desire.

This fantastical rocky surface only enhances the thrill of a session with The Theeng. It features an incredible pulled-back foreskin, grooves all over the place, and detailed veins to give it the realistic appearance you desire. Hop onto this silicone boulder and let it give you the best sex toy ride of your life. The Theeng comes in four sizes, giving you the power to pick out just the right width and length you want to have rammed inside of you. You can choose from our three standard colors or you can choose blood red. Colors are hand poured so they may vary.